Rednecks? - Page 7

greasemonkey · 05-31-2008, 09:25 AM

Wow that made absolutly no sense at all. Late night yesterday.

peterbilt · 05-31-2008, 03:31 PM

just a "boy"? wow, you guys are... wow.

greasemonkey · 05-31-2008, 07:07 PM

I have no idea whats going on. My last post made no sense to me, I think I was asleep when I typed it.

RandomHero_z71 · 05-31-2008, 11:41 PM

Is that from slingblade? The "hes just a boy" thing? It probably isn't but i kinda think it is.

greasemonkey · 06-01-2008, 11:12 AM

yuh, i think it is

rdhack · 06-30-2008, 09:27 PM

I'm from Kentucky....nuff said

peterbilt · 07-05-2008, 04:58 PM

im from ohio, and i live in florida....

rdhack · 07-12-2008, 07:14 AM

General Definition of a Redneck I believe is Someone who lives SOUTH of the Ohio River. This definition was generated by the Yankee Carpetbaggers from up north after we Lost that war to them about 140 years ago. Jefferson Davis is the only president we ever had!

Rooster_86 · 07-21-2008, 05:02 PM

Florida slogans!

I thought a couple of these were really funny...

~If you think we can't vote, wait 'til you see us drive.
~Home of electile dysfunction.
~We count more than you do.
~If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
~We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
~Relax, Retire, Re-Vote.
~Viagra voters do it again!
~Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
~This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
~We don't just cheat in football.
~We're number one! Wait! Recount!
~Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
~Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
~Sign on I-95: Florida this way. No that way. Five miles. Wait...ten miles.
~What comes after 17,311?
~This isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us!
~Once is never enough!
~We would do a recount but we've run out of fingers and toes!
~Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.
~Don't blame me, my vote didn't count.
~We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded!
~Don't count on us!
~Home of the edible chad.
~Bumbling better than ever!

Edible chad! ha

03chevy · 07-30-2008, 11:40 AM

here is a little something about southern women

> Never Cheat on a Southern Woman
>
>
>
> A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband
>
> in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength,
>
> borne of fury, and cutting firewood power,she dragged him
>
> down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed
>
> out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice
> and
>
> then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
>
> picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater
>
>
> was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're
> not gonna
>
> cut it off with that rusty **** saw, are you?' The
> wife, with a
>
> gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
> husband's
>
> hand and said......'Nope. I'm gonna set this old
> shed on fire,
>
> and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you
> want.'
>
> Git-R-Dun!!!!
>

View Poll Results: Rednecks..
YEP. Only in the US..	2	10.00%
NO, Redneck is a way of life..	17	85.00%
Other (explain)	1	5.00%
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05-31-2008, 09:25 AM	#61
greasemonkey Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere, PA Posts: 585	Wow that made absolutly no sense at all. Late night yesterday. __________________ Tractors are like watermelon, you keep the red and throw away the green."

05-31-2008, 03:31 PM	#62
peterbilt Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,847	just a "boy"? wow, you guys are... wow. __________________ clicky!!>> 1971 Volkswagen Deluxe Bus <<clicky!! "Never give up on somebody you can't go a day without thinkin' about" Eric and Jessica 1-14-08

05-31-2008, 07:07 PM	#63
greasemonkey Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere, PA Posts: 585	I have no idea whats going on. My last post made no sense to me, I think I was asleep when I typed it. __________________ Tractors are like watermelon, you keep the red and throw away the green."

05-31-2008, 11:41 PM	#64
RandomHero_z71 Full Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: guyton, GA Posts: 28	Is that from slingblade? The "hes just a boy" thing? It probably isn't but i kinda think it is. __________________ 2002 Silverado 5.3 vortec.

06-01-2008, 11:12 AM	#65
greasemonkey Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere, PA Posts: 585	yuh, i think it is __________________ Tractors are like watermelon, you keep the red and throw away the green."

06-30-2008, 09:27 PM	#66
rdhack Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: kentucky Posts: 100	I'm from Kentucky....nuff said __________________ MY first truck was a FORD.......I've owned Chevy's ever since. 1995 K2500 4x4 5.7L Cheyenne 1991 T-10 Blazer 4.3L Tahoe Package 1998 Oldsmobile Bravada 4.3L Vortec Smart Drive

07-05-2008, 04:58 PM	#67
peterbilt Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,847	im from ohio, and i live in florida.... __________________ clicky!!>> 1971 Volkswagen Deluxe Bus <<clicky!! "Never give up on somebody you can't go a day without thinkin' about" Eric and Jessica 1-14-08

07-12-2008, 07:14 AM	#68
rdhack Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: kentucky Posts: 100	General Definition of a Redneck I believe is Someone who lives SOUTH of the Ohio River. This definition was generated by the Yankee Carpetbaggers from up north after we Lost that war to them about 140 years ago. Jefferson Davis is the only president we ever had! __________________ MY first truck was a FORD.......I've owned Chevy's ever since. 1995 K2500 4x4 5.7L Cheyenne 1991 T-10 Blazer 4.3L Tahoe Package 1998 Oldsmobile Bravada 4.3L Vortec Smart Drive

07-21-2008, 05:02 PM	#69
Rooster_86 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 8	Florida slogans! I thought a couple of these were really funny... ~If you think we can't vote, wait 'til you see us drive. ~Home of electile dysfunction. ~We count more than you do. ~If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states. ~We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed. ~Relax, Retire, Re-Vote. ~Viagra voters do it again! ~Where your vote counts and counts and counts. ~This is what you get for taking Elian away from us. ~We don't just cheat in football. ~We're number one! Wait! Recount! ~Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice. ~Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida. ~Sign on I-95: Florida this way. No that way. Five miles. Wait...ten miles. ~What comes after 17,311? ~This isn't good when Alabama counts faster than us! ~Once is never enough! ~We would do a recount but we've run out of fingers and toes! ~Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think. ~Don't blame me, my vote didn't count. ~We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded! ~Don't count on us! ~Home of the edible chad. ~Bumbling better than ever! Edible chad! ha

07-30-2008, 11:40 AM	#70
03chevy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: jax,fl Posts: 991	here is a little something about southern women > Never Cheat on a Southern Woman > > > > A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband > > in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, > > borne of fury, and cutting firewood power,she dragged him > > down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed > > out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice > and > > then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she > > picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater > > > was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're > not gonna > > cut it off with that rusty **** saw, are you?' The > wife, with a > > gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her > husband's > > hand and said......'Nope. I'm gonna set this old > shed on fire, > > and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you > want.' > > Git-R-Dun!!!! > __________________ A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste!

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