weird noisde when i turn fan on - Page 2

bradrhale · 11-03-2009, 11:35 AM

^^ future winner of americas funniest home videos. ^^

smilexelectric · 11-03-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BernieB

Reminds me of one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life...

I was working for a company in NJ, doing tech stuff, and we had this office manager that was a real practical joker. He was always doing stuff to people and several of the guys and women in the office were just dying to get even with him. Right around the beginning of February we hatched the perfect plan for revenge. We were in the middle of a project that required us to make up looseleaf binders with technical info for distribution to other facilities around the world. Each binder had about 250 pages, and we had 200 of them to make. Everything had to be very clear and easy to read, so we were printing the info out using two laser printers, then the girls would use paper punches to make the holes and put the sheets in the binders.

So we started saving all those paper dots... POUNDS of them...

April 1st rolls around and we were perfect angels. He knew we had something planned, but didn't know what, and all day he was jumpy, waiting for us to spring our trap. Little did he know...

At lunch time, three of us went out to the parking lot with this huge bag of dots and I used a slimjim to open the door on his car (an AMC Pacer) then we proceeded to very carefully fill all the air ducts in the dash with the dots. We made sure we left nothing to tip him off, and the very last thing we did before locking the car back up again was turn the blower motor on high.

Quitting time started getting close and everyone started gathering by the back door near the parking lot, waiting for Mark to head out to his car and drive home.

He saw us waiting there, but didn't really pay us any mind, waved and got in the car and closed the door. Then he stuck the key in the ignition and started it...

Instant Human Snowglobe!

It was bleeping hilarious! You couldn't even SEE him in the car! Just this mass of white dots swirling around! Then he opened the door and dove out into the parking lot, and it seemed to just follow him! He was laying there on the ground, laughing his head off, covered in the cloud of paper dots. Two of the girls from the office peed themselves they were laughing so hard, and I could hardly breathe and had tears rolling down my face.

We cracked up over that for months afterwards.

HAHAHAHAHA oh man im gonna do this sometime this is ******** awesome.

hotrodpc · 11-03-2009, 04:24 PM

We've done similar to people at their wedding. Got someone to get in the car and filled the ducts with baby powder, turn the blower up on high. Bride and Groom looked like Ghosts.

BernieB · 11-03-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by hotrodpc

We've done similar to people at their wedding. Got someone to get in the car and filled the ducts with baby powder, turn the blower up on high. Bride and Groom looked like Ghosts.

Back when I drove ambulances there was a master battery switch mounted on the side of the driver's seat that had to be turned off at the end of the shift. That killed all power to the rig completely, so what we'd then do is sneak into someone else's rig and turn on their siren. If they didn't check it before turning on that battery switch... Heheheh Nice echoes in those concrete garages.

hotrodpc · 11-03-2009, 05:30 PM

That is pretty mean. I got one a little meaner that. One of my better drivers when I was manager for an Appliance/Electronics/Furniture store. The guy always used the term, what's this we stuff, you got a mouse in your pocket? He was notorious for showing up late anywhere from 10-20 minutes. At least 3 times a week. He was a good guy, aggressive, never tore anythng up, very good with customers and always got compliments on his work and I knew he did good work, so I tolerated his being late, although he had to tolerate my wrath of barking about it but that was about it. One day, I heard the office lady screaming bloody murder. A hottie I might add. I realize its coming from the womens restroom with 3 stalls in it. I start calling her name, are you OK, what's wrong? She is screaming, come in, come in, there she is in a nice short skirt and her undies down around her ankles, and she screams there is a mouse in here. Where, where? As it runs across the center of the floor she jumps up on this box and of course kinda trips with her ankles a bit tied up. So incidently I get a cooter shot as I am chasing this mouse and I stommped on it. All this is done now and she is sitting there takes a deep breath, then realizes she is showing all to me. I don't know who was more embarrassed her or I. So anyway, we both agreed to keep that part a secret, and I have too unitl just now. So I pick up this warm still kicking mouse, put in my hand, then my hand in my jacket pocket. I knew exactly what I was gonna do with that mouse. About 5 minutes later, for a total of 15 minutes late, here comes my driver strolling in. I start the chewing his butt. He said sorry, I am starving boss and I need energy or I won't be able to work. So he proceeds to sit down at the table and eat his McDonalds. I walked up and asked, what did you bring us? Of course the usual response, Who is us? You got a mouse in your pocket? I reach in my pocket and pull out this warm twitching mouse with bloody lips, and lay my hand down about a foot from his food on the table. That boy jumped about 6 feet in the air, and ran faster than I had ever seen him move. He said, F it, that's it. I am done eating, I am going to work and he went to the warehouse to work. He comes back out 5 minutes later, and just to make it even better, I had washed my hands, trashed the mouse, and I sat there and ate his McDonalds breakfast in front of him and everybody else. We all had fun with that one. I told him that is what he got for being late. He promised he'd never be late again. Kid you not, he never was either.

smilexelectric · 11-03-2009, 06:19 PM

lol i love the stories.

hotrodpc · 11-03-2009, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by smilexelectric

lol i love the stories.

This guy was riot. We got him all the time. He was a cool guy. One of my best. He was in the military and a Helicopter commander and doing work for the DEA on the border in the late 80's early 90's. He was a short stocky African American guy. Buff as all get out. He liked big white girls. So we teased him about it all the time. One day he come in late as usual, all out breath running in and straight to the warehouse. So I seen his back. I thought, WTH is that on G***'s back? I go into the warehouse, and its the biggest pair of white grannie panties you ever did see. And I am not kidding. Holding back the bust up. I start chewing for him being late. He turns around to apologize and give me his excuse. Another guy seen the grannie panties, and says, BS G***, you were out late with a biggo white girl. He says No, I swear, I didn't .... I couldn't talk or finish any butt chewing or I would lose it laughing. The other guy grabs the panties off his jacket and shows them to G*** and says you liar, look at this. G*** say, OMG, those are my moms. I just got the jacket out of the dryer.

. So G takes these things and puts them in his car in the parking lot, them backed up his delivery truck to the dock and went back inside to start loading. We got in his car and hung those things from the rear view mirror in the work truck, so after he got loaded, and go in his truck, he was welcomed with them. So this time, he locks his car. Next trip in a guy gets in the cab of the work, and gets his peronsal car keys gets those panties again, and drapes them over the gear shift in the work truck, AGAIN.

. Think we were done yet??? Nope !!! After he left with his second load, we used a slim jim got in his car and stretched them around the steering wheel. Yes, they were that big !!! So of course when it was quitting time, he parks his work truck and goes to get in his car, and we are all looking at the window to see his expression. He takes them off, backs up drives by the front door and flips us all the bird and went home. That guy was so much fun. Probably another reason I tolerated him being late all the time. He was salary and commision, so not like he was eating up my clock and hurting my bonus.

smilexelectric · 11-03-2009, 07:34 PM

lol id tell you my stories but itd just be me telling school principles screw you getting into fights setting my tennis court on fire, running kids fireworks over 4th of july in my truck. shooting my neighbors lights out. spraypainting my neighbors house. almost setting my house on fire.

hotrodpc · 11-03-2009, 08:03 PM

Uhh Ohhh, those aren't good stories.

I know your young but.....

crabtruck · 11-03-2009, 08:19 PM

I was looking at the title and found d problem with the noise.
Does that count ?

11-03-2009, 04:24 PM	#13
hotrodpc Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: OKC, OK Posts: 3,162	We've done similar to people at their wedding. Got someone to get in the car and filled the ducts with baby powder, turn the blower up on high. Bride and Groom looked like Ghosts. __________________ *Winners NEVER Quit , Quitters NEVER Win !!!*

11-03-2009, 05:30 PM	#15
hotrodpc Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: OKC, OK Posts: 3,162	That is pretty mean. I got one a little meaner that. One of my better drivers when I was manager for an Appliance/Electronics/Furniture store. The guy always used the term, what's this we stuff, you got a mouse in your pocket? He was notorious for showing up late anywhere from 10-20 minutes. At least 3 times a week. He was a good guy, aggressive, never tore anythng up, very good with customers and always got compliments on his work and I knew he did good work, so I tolerated his being late, although he had to tolerate my wrath of barking about it but that was about it. One day, I heard the office lady screaming bloody murder. A hottie I might add. I realize its coming from the womens restroom with 3 stalls in it. I start calling her name, are you OK, what's wrong? She is screaming, come in, come in, there she is in a nice short skirt and her undies down around her ankles, and she screams there is a mouse in here. Where, where? As it runs across the center of the floor she jumps up on this box and of course kinda trips with her ankles a bit tied up. So incidently I get a cooter shot as I am chasing this mouse and I stommped on it. All this is done now and she is sitting there takes a deep breath, then realizes she is showing all to me. I don't know who was more embarrassed her or I. So anyway, we both agreed to keep that part a secret, and I have too unitl just now. So I pick up this warm still kicking mouse, put in my hand, then my hand in my jacket pocket. I knew exactly what I was gonna do with that mouse. About 5 minutes later, for a total of 15 minutes late, here comes my driver strolling in. I start the chewing his butt. He said sorry, I am starving boss and I need energy or I won't be able to work. So he proceeds to sit down at the table and eat his McDonalds. I walked up and asked, what did you bring us? Of course the usual response, Who is us? You got a mouse in your pocket? I reach in my pocket and pull out this warm twitching mouse with bloody lips, and lay my hand down about a foot from his food on the table. That boy jumped about 6 feet in the air, and ran faster than I had ever seen him move. He said, F it, that's it. I am done eating, I am going to work and he went to the warehouse to work. He comes back out 5 minutes later, and just to make it even better, I had washed my hands, trashed the mouse, and I sat there and ate his McDonalds breakfast in front of him and everybody else. We all had fun with that one. I told him that is what he got for being late. He promised he'd never be late again. Kid you not, he never was either. __________________ *Winners NEVER Quit , Quitters NEVER Win !!!*

11-03-2009, 08:03 PM	#19
hotrodpc Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: OKC, OK Posts: 3,162	Uhh Ohhh, those aren't good stories. I know your young but..... __________________ *Winners NEVER Quit , Quitters NEVER Win !!!*

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11-03-2009, 11:35 AM	#11
bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,030	^^ future winner of americas funniest home videos. ^^

11-03-2009, 06:19 PM	#16
smilexelectric Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Greensburg, PA Posts: 439	lol i love the stories.

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smilexelectric Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Greensburg, PA Posts: 439	lol id tell you my stories but itd just be me telling school principles screw you getting into fights setting my tennis court on fire, running kids fireworks over 4th of july in my truck. shooting my neighbors lights out. spraypainting my neighbors house. almost setting my house on fire.

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crabtruck Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on your 9 Posts: 3,366	I was looking at the title and found d problem with the noise. Does that count ?