poor man

72'CaminoKid · 03-26-2007, 02:19 PM

>A 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside

>him and the window was open. "I'll give you a bag of jawbreakers if you get

>in the car", said the driver.

>

>"No way, get lost", replied the youth.

>

>"How about a bag of jawbreakers and $10?", asked the driver.

>

>"I said no way", replied the irritated teen.

>

>"What about a bag of juicy jawbreakers and fifty bucks, he?", quizzed the

>driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

>

>"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!", answered the teen.

>

>"Okay, okay, I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of

>jawbreakers", the driver offered.

>

>"NO!", screamed the boy.

>

>"What will it take to get you in the car?", asked the driver with a long

>Sigh.

>

>The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the FORD, you live with it."

>

bradrhale · 03-26-2007, 02:21 PM

you know, that is wrong in so many ways. did you think that up?? good one.

72'CaminoKid · 03-26-2007, 02:22 PM

naw, some1 posted it in one of my jeep forums. i mainly though CG would get a kick out of it

PickUpGirl787 · 03-26-2007, 02:23 PM

ouch!!! haha

funny though it could go with any make

75K30 · 03-26-2007, 02:25 PM

Too much time on your hands......

mrjohnwayne · 03-26-2007, 03:30 PM

haha That is funny but yet terrible at the same time!

Stoney · 03-26-2007, 07:48 PM

I give it 2 crutches.

mudseeker · 03-28-2007, 12:12 AM

i thought he was a kiddy predator at first, the end was funny.

chevyguy · 04-04-2007, 10:55 PM

Now thats a riot.

03-26-2007, 02:19 PM	#1
72'CaminoKid Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,261	poor man >A 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside >him and the window was open. "I'll give you a bag of jawbreakers if you get >in the car", said the driver. > >"No way, get lost", replied the youth. > >"How about a bag of jawbreakers and $10?", asked the driver. > >"I said no way", replied the irritated teen. > >"What about a bag of juicy jawbreakers and fifty bucks, he?", quizzed the >driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy. > >"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!", answered the teen. > >"Okay, okay, I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of >jawbreakers", the driver offered. > >"NO!", screamed the boy. > >"What will it take to get you in the car?", asked the driver with a long >Sigh. > >The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the FORD, you live with it." > __________________ 99 suburban xlt 96 silverado 91 wrangler (my baby ) 08 Honday shadow 750 (my mistress)

03-26-2007, 02:22 PM	#3
72'CaminoKid Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,261	naw, some1 posted it in one of my jeep forums. i mainly though CG would get a kick out of it __________________ 99 suburban xlt 96 silverado 91 wrangler (my baby ) 08 Honday shadow 750 (my mistress)

03-26-2007, 02:23 PM	#4
PickUpGirl787 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 705	ouch!!! haha funny though it could go with any make __________________ Ashley My first truck was a 1988 Chevy 1500 with the 305 My new truck is a 1997 GMC 1500 with the 350

03-26-2007, 03:30 PM	#6
mrjohnwayne Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 3,104	haha That is funny but yet terrible at the same time! __________________ John Wayne 2000 F-350 7.3L Powerstroke 4x4

03-26-2007, 07:48 PM	#7
Stoney Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SW PA Posts: 50	I give it 2 crutches. __________________ Peter '03 Silverado 2500HD LS XC SB 8.1L/Allison 3.73LSD 4X4 3/3 drop

03-26-2007, 02:21 PM	#2
bradrhale Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 2,772	you know, that is wrong in so many ways. did you think that up?? good one.

03-26-2007, 02:25 PM	#5
75K30 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,518	Too much time on your hands......

03-28-2007, 12:12 AM	#8
mudseeker Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan Posts: 3,934	i thought he was a kiddy predator at first, the end was funny. __________________ member map add yourself

04-04-2007, 10:55 PM	#9
chevyguy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: ALABAMA Posts: 3,160	Now thats a riot. __________________ When i die, i dont want to walk gracefully thu the pearly gates and turn in a unused body. i want to go sliding thru sideways and turn in a body that has been completely used up.

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