got smoked

mudseeker · 07-21-2009, 08:44 PM

on the way to pick up some tires after work today, this lifted dodge comes up behind me and must have read one of my decals. well, he pulls up beside me and starts revving (must of took offense to one of the decals), then we get to a red light and i roll my window up because i know what's about to happen. the *** hat gets on the gas and starts blowing black smoke at me and continued to do it at the next couple of lights. never knew that the mopar guys were so offended by a ford decal.

almost as bad as the guy in the ranger at the car lot a few years back when i said i didn't prefer the body style of the smaller fords, he then proceeds to tell me that he's blown 2 trannies out of his ranger because it has so much power and tried to burn out of the parking lot when he left. i just looked at my dad and started laughing.

most of the time, someone will say something about my decal and i'll just look at them and laugh and we'll poke fun at each others truck and have a little fun. heck most of the time i agree with them when they say something about my truck, but every now and then you'll get the one guy that thinks you just said something about his mother and the type of footwear she chooses.

ErwinRommel · 07-21-2009, 09:00 PM

You know what you need?

SPIKE STRIPS!

Just like James Bond. Have you a contraption set up in the back of yer truck and push a button and drop one. HAH! Watch the faces of the ones who pushed yer buttons when they blow their tires out and wonder where the spike strips came from!

72'CaminoKid · 07-21-2009, 09:29 PM

should of just gotten out and pee'd on his tire while at a red light, then got back in and happily drove off

ErwinRommel · 07-21-2009, 09:31 PM

Or have a spare paper bag with dog poo in it and set it on fire and throw it on his windshield. So when he puts on his windsheild wipers, it justs smears it over the windsheild!

Man, I'm evil!

72'CaminoKid · 07-21-2009, 09:40 PM

yea mud, keep a spare bag full of dog **** in your truck.....

ErwinRommel · 07-21-2009, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 72'CaminoKid

yea mud, keep a spare bag full of dog **** in your truck.....

Hardy HAR HAR.

crabtruck · 07-21-2009, 11:12 PM

That is only in case something happens to the primary bag of course...

mrjohnwayne · 07-22-2009, 12:00 AM

If it is a diesel and a dodge 9 times out of ten the driver is a douche.

bradrhale · 07-22-2009, 06:45 AM

i got to go with camino on this one. too much of that and i could have seen my get out and pee on his truck. probably would have asked if he wanted to hold it for me since the doctor said i shouldnt lift anything for me. after all, his momma didnt mind too much. but that is just me and i do carry protection with me pretty much everywhere i go. dont let it get you down. people that do stuff like that put the extra wear and tear on their stuff faster than the smarter people do and often times, are left on foot. this is the people that i laugh at.

lukasmcdukas · 07-22-2009, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crabtruck

That is only in case something happens to the primary bag of course...

exactly what i was thinking, nice catch crab

07-21-2009, 08:44 PM	#1
mudseeker Senior Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan Posts: 6,368	got smoked on the way to pick up some tires after work today, this lifted dodge comes up behind me and must have read one of my decals. well, he pulls up beside me and starts revving (must of took offense to one of the decals), then we get to a red light and i roll my window up because i know what's about to happen. the *** hat gets on the gas and starts blowing black smoke at me and continued to do it at the next couple of lights. never knew that the mopar guys were so offended by a ford decal. almost as bad as the guy in the ranger at the car lot a few years back when i said i didn't prefer the body style of the smaller fords, he then proceeds to tell me that he's blown 2 trannies out of his ranger because it has so much power and tried to burn out of the parking lot when he left. i just looked at my dad and started laughing. most of the time, someone will say something about my decal and i'll just look at them and laugh and we'll poke fun at each others truck and have a little fun. heck most of the time i agree with them when they say something about my truck, but every now and then you'll get the one guy that thinks you just said something about his mother and the type of footwear she chooses. __________________ i'd rather be hunting

07-21-2009, 09:29 PM	#3
72'CaminoKid Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,756	should of just gotten out and pee'd on his tire while at a red light, then got back in and happily drove off __________________ 99 suburban xlt 96 silverado 91 wrangler (my baby ) 08 Honday shadow 750 (my mistress)

07-21-2009, 09:40 PM	#5
72'CaminoKid Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,756	yea mud, keep a spare bag full of dog **** in your truck..... __________________ 99 suburban xlt 96 silverado 91 wrangler (my baby ) 08 Honday shadow 750 (my mistress)

07-22-2009, 12:00 AM	#8
mrjohnwayne Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 3,722	If it is a diesel and a dodge 9 times out of ten the driver is a douche. __________________ John Wayne 2000 F-350 7.3L Powerstroke 4x4

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07-21-2009, 09:00 PM	#2
ErwinRommel Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Southern Georgia Posts: 579	You know what you need? SPIKE STRIPS! Just like James Bond. Have you a contraption set up in the back of yer truck and push a button and drop one. HAH! Watch the faces of the ones who pushed yer buttons when they blow their tires out and wonder where the spike strips came from!

07-21-2009, 09:31 PM	#4
ErwinRommel Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Southern Georgia Posts: 579	Or have a spare paper bag with dog poo in it and set it on fire and throw it on his windshield. So when he puts on his windsheild wipers, it justs smears it over the windsheild! Man, I'm evil!

07-21-2009, 11:12 PM	#7
crabtruck Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on your 9 Posts: 3,349	That is only in case something happens to the primary bag of course...

07-22-2009, 06:45 AM	#9
bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,003	i got to go with camino on this one. too much of that and i could have seen my get out and pee on his truck. probably would have asked if he wanted to hold it for me since the doctor said i shouldnt lift anything for me. after all, his momma didnt mind too much. but that is just me and i do carry protection with me pretty much everywhere i go. dont let it get you down. people that do stuff like that put the extra wear and tear on their stuff faster than the smarter people do and often times, are left on foot. this is the people that i laugh at.

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