I have a joke - Page 4

crabtruck · 08-02-2007, 06:57 AM

LOL you pickin on the Mickey ?

peterbilt · 08-03-2007, 08:07 AM

lololol! but i dont thibk a ford would ever even want to be a chevy.

greasemonkey · 08-04-2007, 06:33 AM

You see more fords in a junk yard than ya do Chevys. They wear out quicker. As for the question, Abraham Lincoln.

bubbas91lariat · 08-04-2007, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterbilt

a silverado? trailblazer? suburban?

Congrats pete, u r the first person to get it right. (they r right though, u did ruin the fun

)

bubbas91lariat · 08-04-2007, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterbilt

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill Nye the science guy!

hahahahaha, if i didnt right the joke, thats probably what i would have said!

(sorry, i havent been on this thread in a while. gotta update it!)

crabtruck · 08-05-2007, 03:25 AM

This thread was wrong from the start...it's not a joke, it's a riddle.

This is a joke:

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender says:

" What is this, a joke ? "

.

peterbilt · 08-05-2007, 07:13 AM

yes!

bubbas91lariat · 08-28-2007, 02:41 PM

I dont get it. heres a good one for ya.

There are two hilbillies sittin in a resaraunt. A woman at a table a few feet away starts chokin on somthing. One of the rednecks looks at her and says "can ya breath"?. The woman shakes her head no. The redneck asks her "can ya swaller"? The woman starts turnin blue and shakes her head no. The other redneck gets up from his chair, walks over to the woman, lifts up her skirt and licks her right butt cheek. The woman is so shocked that the thing that was blocking her throat flew out and hit someone else in the head. The redneck walks back over and sits down. The other redneck looks at his friend and says "i heard o that hind-lick maneuver but i aint never seen it been put to use".

tell me that aint funny

peterbilt · 09-01-2007, 08:28 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i have never heard that one be4, but it sure is funny.

BuggyGirl · 09-01-2007, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moostang

Churchhill would win hands down.. now Pee Wee vs Tucker Carlson.. now there is a cat fight

Tucker would win hands down

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08-03-2007, 08:07 AM	#32
peterbilt Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,824	lololol! but i dont thibk a ford would ever even want to be a chevy. __________________ 1971 Volkswagen Bus Deluxe 1998 Ford Ranger XLT "Never give up on somebody you can't go a day without thinkin' about" Eric and Jessica 1-14-08

08-04-2007, 06:33 AM	#33
greasemonkey Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere, PA Posts: 585	You see more fords in a junk yard than ya do Chevys. They wear out quicker. As for the question, Abraham Lincoln. __________________ Tractors are like watermelon, you keep the red and throw away the green."

08-05-2007, 07:13 AM	#37
peterbilt Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,824	yes! __________________ 1971 Volkswagen Bus Deluxe 1998 Ford Ranger XLT "Never give up on somebody you can't go a day without thinkin' about" Eric and Jessica 1-14-08

08-28-2007, 02:41 PM	#38
bubbas91lariat Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Elberton,GA Posts: 825	I dont get it. heres a good one for ya. There are two hilbillies sittin in a resaraunt. A woman at a table a few feet away starts chokin on somthing. One of the rednecks looks at her and says "can ya breath"?. The woman shakes her head no. The redneck asks her "can ya swaller"? The woman starts turnin blue and shakes her head no. The other redneck gets up from his chair, walks over to the woman, lifts up her skirt and licks her right butt cheek. The woman is so shocked that the thing that was blocking her throat flew out and hit someone else in the head. The redneck walks back over and sits down. The other redneck looks at his friend and says "i heard o that hind-lick maneuver but i aint never seen it been put to use". tell me that aint funny __________________ IF YOU AINT FIRST YOUR LAST!!!

09-01-2007, 08:28 AM	#39
peterbilt Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,824	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i have never heard that one be4, but it sure is funny. __________________ 1971 Volkswagen Bus Deluxe 1998 Ford Ranger XLT "Never give up on somebody you can't go a day without thinkin' about" Eric and Jessica 1-14-08

08-02-2007, 06:57 AM	#31
crabtruck Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,464	LOL you pickin on the Mickey ?

08-05-2007, 03:25 AM	#36
crabtruck Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,464	This thread was wrong from the start...it's not a joke, it's a riddle. This is a joke: A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says: " What is this, a joke ? " .

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