I have a joke

[junior3382]

Yea you are so right, not a true story.... at least for most.....

But this is closer to true for ya.....


This Girl decided one day she was tired of the stereotype for blondes. She felt she was smarter then the average girl, and great with numbers, so she dies her hair a dark brown, almost black. She did not want the reputaion. once she was done, she decided to go and show her friends what a good job she did. Well, on her way, while driving down the road, she cam across a shepheard who was crossing his flock of sheep across a road. She pulled over and pondered. After a minute she decided she was going to try to get one of the sheep. So, she walks up to the farmer and asks him, "If I can guess exactly how many sheep you have in your flock with one guess can I have one for myself?"

The Shepheard thought this to be a bit weird, but agreed. She guees...."You have 287 sheep!"

He was shocked, she got it right! So he said, "Go ahead and pick out the one you want to keep. After about a half on an hour, she returned with the one she wanted in her hands. The Shepheard stopped her and made a counter bet...."If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my sheep back?"

She was convinced he would never get it, so she sgreed. "You are a blonde!" the man said.

She was shocked..."How did you know?"





"Because...." he continues...."That is my dog!"

[mudseeker]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[junior3382]

Okay, this one is a true story. and if I am lying I'm dying,

When I lived up in Maine, I worked at a little place called Funtwon USA, in Saco. It was a little amusment park. I got in as a rollercoaster operator. I ran the Galaxy Rollercoaster. I am sure most of you have seen it, although it goes under different names, there are 211 of these in this country.

Anyways, the whole ride was manually controlled. There was NO computers. I was the operator with 37 wifferent levers for several hydrolic pumps to control the cars anywhere on the track. It was a single car train, small coaster.

Okay, now that you know that, here is the story. There was always a line out the park for this ride. One Day, near the end of the line, were these four young ladies arguing over which SEAT went faster.... Keep in mind this was a SINGLE car train..... they were all blonde...(not that I am adding to the stereotype...)

Most of the guys in line were getting annoyed because they were really concerned about this. Two of them wanted to go faster then the other two. They finally make it to the front of the line and get in the car. The two that wanted to go faster got up front, rationalizing that that was the key, and the other two got in the back.

I paused for a second, thought about it, and looked at the guys in the line and said.."Watch this..." with a chuckle. I leaned down to these girls and said....

"You know, in all reality, the rear seat goes faster then the front seat by at least ten miles an hour!"

And Sure as ****, they jumped up out of their seats and switched, all freaked out! The guys in the line were laughing so hard they almost couldn't go on the ride!

I am not one to really add to the stereotype like I said, but if that was not a "blonde" moment in time I do not know what was!