I love Mud-O-Tator

dear diary,
it's been a week and still no sign of chippy, i'm starting to lose hope. the raccons seem to have out smarted my traps and have taken residance in my attic. tommorow i will send rufous my blood hound up there to scare them out. maybe if he catches one, i can scare it into telling me where my poor chippy is.

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date &2 - Went to quickie mark to stock up on my supply of Fritos, on the way back to my tree I got my foot caught in a trap, darn raccoons are getting smart they now have trap technology. When I returned to my tree I found I was robbed, all the nuts are gone and there are flecks of paint around where the nuts where... I think my arch enemy is back. These recent losses have hurt me, but I am worried they may soon effect Mud, my dear dear Mud... it is now time to initiate plan Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, I hope Mud's attic isn't to dusty.

dear diary,
i left chippy outside while i was at work and now he is missing, i hope he is safe from any racoons. i have set some live traps through out the yard in hopes of catching the little critters. maybe one of them will tell me what they did with chippy? going to kinkos tomorrow to make some lost chippy posters too.

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date & - I think my territory is being invaded by raccoons. I haven't seen one yet but since Mud put weights on the trash can lids that is a sure sign, maybe one of the neighbors told him about it. In any case, I think I am going to pee a circle around my tree so they know to stay away. There is nothing worse than fighting a raccoon, they pull hair and scratch. On another note, I heard the screams of a familiar squirrel last night, if he returns I may have to "relocate him", there is no way I am giving up this stash of nuts I found.

dear diary,
chippy was able to come home last night, but he kept making a racket in my room, like there was someone watching him. also going to get a shotgun after work, those darn racoons got in my trash agian.

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date F4.3 - I was checking out Mud's trash (just to make sure he didn't throw away anything by accident) and came to the opinion that Mud eats to much chili, no wonder his dog lost his sense of smell, it was for survival.

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date F4 - It was a peaceful night in the tree without that squirrel yelling at me. While wandering around I found his stash of nuts, I think one resembles me, imagine that, Dax said it was irony, but I don't get it. Today I plan on running to the store and getting some clay to start on my lifesized statue of mud, its a big task, but I know he would love for me to have it.

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date 54s68-456c - Mud appears to be acting paranoid, checking the locks on his windows, closing the shades and carrying around a hand gun. I'll have to keep my eye out for any intruders or uninvited guests of any sort..... some people...

dear diary,
i feel as if my life is in danger. lately i have found weird animal tracks by my bedroom window along with candy wrappers. this morning i found chippy the squirrel laying at the base of my maple tree with his tail twitching and covered in paint. the vet is not sure if he will make it through the night, poor little thing.

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date 54s68-456b - Snuck into Mud's house, rearranged his G.I. Joe collection, hope he doesn't mind, I felt the need to recreate the battle of Little Big Horn with the G.I. Joes and Star Wars storm troopers I found. Maybe if Custer was a storm tropper he wouldn't have lost.