I love Mud-O-Tator

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date T-2 - Today I got some spur of the moment tactical tree climbing and fighting training. I was climbing the tree when suddenly my arch enemy squirrel and his bushy tailed friends launched an attack on me. Every way I went I seemed to be met with angry gray balls of fur. At one point they started peeing on me that was the last straw, I fired back (do you know how hard it is to pee up a tree?) and managed to scare off about half a dozen the rest I had to engage in hand to paw combat. It was a close battle full with lot of scratching and hair pulling but I came out a glorious yet bleeding winner. Now I have a new squirrel tail hat, slippers and dinner for a month. Do they make squirrel helper?

wipes tear from eye

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date REE4829.2 - Today took a picture of mud playing with this dog today, I am posting it to the journal for so I can always remember him... I love my camera, it takes a great shot.

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date REE4829 - This weekend I over heard mud asking from friends for moving help, I guess that means I don't need to finish the tree house or deal with that darn squirrel anymore. However to help mud in his move I may have to drop of some fliers of homes with a view.. a view for me.

dear diary,
i think someone in the neighborhood is trying to send me a message. this morning i found a cows head on my front porch. i can't take it anymore, i have called the moving company, me and chippy will be leaving at the first of the year.

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date -0 - I have been wondering what to give mud for x-mas, do you think he would like cow head to remind him of me.. OF COURSE HE WOULD!

dear diary,
a month has passed and things seem to be normal once agian. chippy came back and is happily hibernating in his tree, at least i think that's what he is doing in there. sadly, rufous has not come home yet, those racoons sure gave him a scare. speaking of racoons, i think they left, as i havn't heard any noises coming from the attic in awhile. it sure is nice to get a good nights sleep.

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date 1s5s - Its been a long weekend, I had to go home to hubby as the business trip excuse only works so long. I can't believe I had to leave my Mud all alone. I wonder if he missed me... Wait.. I KNOW he missed me...

Stalker Journal Entry Star Date KDHTS - Yesterday I had to leave the attic for an appointment with my psychiatrist, while I was gone I left out my scarecow with the lighted eyes, swinging mace and udders filled with noxious gas. Well my original plan was to keep out that darn squirrel, but I came back find bite marks on its leg and hair on the mace, I think it was raccoon hair no blood so it must have been close. Anyways my psychiatrist says I am making progress and seem a lot happier lately, he thinks the meds are working, personally I just can't wait until these court ordered appointments are done so I have more time to watch my Mud.

dear diary,
rufous has gone missing just like chippy. i couldn't stand all the noise so i sent him up in the attic and he came running down within minutes. he burst through the front door and i haven't been able to find him all day. as if that wasn't strange enough, i think the racoons have a likeing for fritos, when i opend the access to the attic for rufous, a bunch of empty bags fell on me.