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[bradrhale]

Al Gore?!?!? we kicked him out along time ago with Bush.

[hotrodpc]

Hahaha, we kicked Al Gore 8 years earlier than Bush with Clinton. Not sure if many realize, but some say Al Gore is the reason the internet is now a public use World Wide Web. Apparently he is the dude that made it all happen. How true, not sure, but he had quite a bit to do with it.

[Crmzendrgone]

Originally Posted by gmctrucks

Yes we are were even in Iraq I know I posted it already but it felt right to post it again.
GMC

An Iraqi force was stationed in the middle of the desert going through the motions of their daily activity when one of the leaders heard off in the distance and over a dune,

"One Texan is better than 10 Iraqi Soldiers"

This noticeably aggravated the leader and he sent ten of his soldiers over the dune to deal with it. Gunfire sounded and a couple of minutes later,

"One Texan is better than 100 Iraqi soldiers"

Pissed off now, the leader gathered up 100 soldiers and sent them over the dune. Gunfire ensued and cannons erupted, then, just a few minutes later,

"One Texan is better than 1,000 Iraqi soldiers"

Completely enraged, the leader gathered up 1,000 of his soldiers and sent them over the dune to deal with the annoyance. Guns blazed, cannons erupted, and rockets blazed, just a short while later an Iraqi soldier comes crawling back to the leader, and with his dying breath he says,

"Sir, don't send any more soldiers to their deaths, it's a trap...there are two of them."

That's awesome. I like that one.

[1ATony]

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