Tire Size???? Will these fit B-3000? 2x4

[Fordin Mazda]

Originally Posted by TrucksGetDirty

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Hahah

Car Acronyms


ACURA:

• Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
• Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC:

• All Makes Combined
• A Major Cost
• A Mutated Car
• A Morons Car
• Another Major Catastrophe
• A Man's Car
• A Miss Conception
• All Muscle Car
• All Most Car
• Annoying Mechanics Constantly
• Automotive Mental Cruelty

AUDI:

• Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
• Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
• Automobile Under Demonic Influence
• Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
• Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
• Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
• All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW:

• Big Money Works
• Bought My Wife
• Brutal Money Waster
• Break My Window
• Break My Windshield
• Babbling Mechanical Wench
• Beastly Monstrous Wonder
• Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
• Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
• Barely Moving Wreck
• Big Money Waste
• Big Money. Why?
• Big Money Works
• Born Moderately Wealthy
• Breaks Most Wrenches
• Bring Many Wrenches
• Brings Me Women
• Brings More Women
• Broken Money Waster
• Broke My Wallet
• Broken Monstrous Wonder
• Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
• Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
• Bavarian Manure Wagon

BUICK:

• Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
• Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

Camaro:

• Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
• Can't America Make A Real One?
• Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
• Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often

CHEVROLET:

• Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
• Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
• Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
• Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
• Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE:

• Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
• Damm Old Dirty Gas Eater
• Dead Old Dog Going East
• Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
• Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
• Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
• Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
• Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
• Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs


FIAT:

• Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
• Fix It Again, Tony
• Fix It All the Time
• Found In A Toilet
• Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD:

• Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
• Fix Or Repair Daily
• Found On Road Dead
• Fast Only Rolling Downhill
• First On Race Day
• First On Recall Day
• Fabricated Of Refried ****
• Fails On Rainy Days
• Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
• Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
• Fault Of R&D
• Finally Obsolete Racing Device
• Fireball On Rear Denting
• First On Road to Dump
• First On Rust and Deterioration
• Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
• Flipping Over Results in Death
• Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
• Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
• Foot On Road Decelerates
• Forced On Reluctant Drivers
• Formed Of Rejected DNA
• Forwarded Once; Return Denied
• Forward Only; Reverse Defective
• Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
• Fork Over Repair Dough
• Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
• Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
• Free Or Reduced Drastically
• Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
• Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
• Funny Old Rattling Dump
• Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
• Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
• Found Out-Right Dangerous
• Future Of Racings Delight
• (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
• (backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
  • LTD:
  • Lacks Total Dependability
  • Lots To Do
  • Looses Transmissions Daily

GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:

• General Maintenance
• Great Mistake
• Garbage Motors
• Generally Miserable
• Grossly Misconceived
• Gluteus Maximus
• Good Money
• Goofy's Manufacturing
• Gone Mental

GMC:

• Grief & Misery Combined
• Garage Man's Companion
• Gotta Mechanic Coming?
• Generally Mediocre Cars
• Get More Chicks
• Gets Mechanics Crazy
• Gods Mechanical Curse
• Got More ****
• Great Mountain Climber
• Great Motor Car
• God Made Chevy
• Good Moron Car
• Got Mine Cheap
• Get My Checkbook
• Gone Mad Corp.

GTO:

• Gas, Tires, Oil
• Get Tools Out
• Get To Onramp
• Good To Own
• Get The Others
• Generally Trashed Out
• Good Time Out
• Gone To Overdrive

HONDA:

• Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
• Had One Never Did Again
• Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
• Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
• Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
• History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
• How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
• PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP:

• Just Eats Every Part
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
• Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
• Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts

KIA:

• Kick It Around
• Kick It Again
• Killed In Action

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG:

• Money Guzzler
• Mostly Garaged
• Major Goof
• MGB: Might Go Backwards
• MGB: Might Go, But . . .
• MGB: Motor Going Bad
• MGF: Might Go Forward

MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MOPAR

• Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
• Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
• Most Often Passed At Races
• Mostly Old Parts And Rust
• Move Over People Are Racing
• Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
• My Old Pig Ain't Running
• My Only Problems Are Repairs
• Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
• More Often Parts Are Replaced

MUSTANG:

• Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
• Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
• Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
• Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO

OLDSMOBILE:

• Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
• Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:

• Put In Nickel To Operate
• Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
• Put In New Transmission Often
• Pushed In Neutral Too Often

PONTIAC:

• Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
• Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE:

• Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
• Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

SAAB:

• Send Another Automobile Back
• Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
• Sad Attempt At Beauty
• Sorry Auto, Always Broken
• Shape Appears ***-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:

• Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
• Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
• The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:

• This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
• Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

TR: Tools Required

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW: Vintage Wreck
Virtually Worthless