Funny Jokes

[silverhairdeere]

Originally Posted by lukasmcdukas

two peanuts sat on a park bench. one was assaulted.

shouldn't that be asalted

shd

[mudseeker]

Welfare Office


A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.


'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"


'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before.


She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.


Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need
all your children's names.'


''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are
all named Leighroy."


In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named
Leroy?'


Their momma replied, 'Well, yes it makes it easier. When it's time to get
them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time
for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all comes a runnin. An' if I need
to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all
of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'


The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
whole bunch?'


'Then I call them by their last names.'

[Crmzendrgone]

Good one^^^^