Funny Jokes - Page 4

animalsrule · 10-29-2008, 03:49 PM

it says my file is to big..gonna have to figure out how to make is smaller...reckon i am good for something on here...a few laughs......lmao but i will get it

72'CaminoKid · 10-29-2008, 07:42 PM

3 guys walk into a bar, the 4th one ducks.....

bradrhale · 10-29-2008, 07:48 PM

my excuse was that i didnt see the bar because i was too lit from being in the bar to begin with. i would appreciate you not bringing that up anymore. kind of embarrassing.

JOHN JAY · 10-29-2008, 07:51 PM

They gave us a picture of the little overloaded car the caption that came with it was the car is running and the person inside is loaded on crystal meth?

mudseeker · 01-05-2009, 09:22 PM

As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his

Truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the

Window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you

Are losing some of your load!"

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl

Catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and

Knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,

"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are

Losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and

Continues down the street. At the third red light, the same

Thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,

Knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my

Name is Heather, and you are

Losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to

The next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets

Out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on

Her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and

I'm driving the SALT TRUCK......."

samiam · 01-05-2009, 11:52 PM

After child # four my wife says she's done. I think one more carseat in the suburban would be cool. besides our oldest is expecting her first child in March and I think that my grand daughter would have fun introducing her younger aunt to her friends. So any info would be helpfull like what month and where was the vacation too

Haleydl88 · 01-06-2009, 05:01 PM

Lol Thats funny!!!

dave8590 · 01-06-2009, 06:18 PM

toyota trucks!!!

enuf said

Pantharen · 01-06-2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudseeker

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,

Knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my

Name is Heather, and you are

Losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to

The next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets

Out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on

Her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and

I'm driving the SALT TRUCK......."

Ok if your going to Canadian jokes, at least get them right...

Knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my

Name is Heather, and and I am from Iowa and you are

Losing some of your load!"

Mikes96Z71 · 01-06-2009, 11:50 PM

I totally thought of another way that could end for the Truck one. Still loses his load though...

10-29-2008, 03:49 PM	#31
animalsrule Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 307	it says my file is to big..gonna have to figure out how to make is smaller...reckon i am good for something on here...a few laughs......lmao but i will get it __________________ looks are cosmetic.....its whats under the hood that counts

10-29-2008, 07:42 PM	#32
72'CaminoKid Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,756	3 guys walk into a bar, the 4th one ducks..... __________________ 99 suburban xlt 96 silverado 91 wrangler (my baby ) 08 Honday shadow 750 (my mistress)

01-05-2009, 09:22 PM	#35
mudseeker Senior Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan Posts: 6,375	As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his Truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the Window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you Are losing some of your load!" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl Catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and Knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are Losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and Continues down the street. At the third red light, the same Thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, Knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my Name is Heather, and you are Losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to The next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets Out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on Her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............ "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK......." __________________ i'd rather be hunting

01-06-2009, 11:50 PM	#40
Mikes96Z71 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southern MN Posts: 113	I totally thought of another way that could end for the Truck one. Still loses his load though... __________________ 96' Silverado Z71 04' Honda VTX 1300 S Last edited by Mikes96Z71; 01-07-2009 at 09:37 AM.

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10-29-2008, 07:48 PM	#33
bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,030	my excuse was that i didnt see the bar because i was too lit from being in the bar to begin with. i would appreciate you not bringing that up anymore. kind of embarrassing.

10-29-2008, 07:51 PM	#34
JOHN JAY Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 196	They gave us a picture of the little overloaded car the caption that came with it was the car is running and the person inside is loaded on crystal meth?

01-05-2009, 11:52 PM	#36
samiam Full Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: yuba city California Posts: 21	After child # four my wife says she's done. I think one more carseat in the suburban would be cool. besides our oldest is expecting her first child in March and I think that my grand daughter would have fun introducing her younger aunt to her friends. So any info would be helpfull like what month and where was the vacation too

01-06-2009, 05:01 PM	#37
Haleydl88 Full Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Vidor,Tx Posts: 18	Lol Thats funny!!!

01-06-2009, 06:18 PM	#38
dave8590 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: orland park ill. Posts: 143	toyota trucks!!! enuf said

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