Funny Jokes

mudseeker · 09-25-2008, 07:19 PM

we tried this before and it had to be closed, so keep it clean, big brother is watching.

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a 710 cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a 710 cap?"
She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."
What kind of a car is it on," they asked?Â Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun 710, but no, she said it's a Pontiac.
"OK lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.What does it do?," we asked.
She said, "I don't know, but it's always been there."
We gave her a note pad and asked if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.

animalsrule · 09-25-2008, 07:22 PM

had to think for a second but i got it...lol.....that is like computer repair ppl who do their job by phone letting the one on the other end know that the problem is really 1D10T

junior3382 · 09-25-2008, 10:31 PM

NICE.... oddly, it took me a second too! LOL..... I needed a laugh mud, thanks.

87c10slammer · 09-25-2008, 10:49 PM

i have heard it before but it was a lil different so as soon as i read the numbers i knew what you was talkin about

bradrhale · 09-26-2008, 09:15 AM

i have no sense of humor so unfortunately, i cannot participate. the only dirty joke i know is a white horse fell in the mud.

87c10slammer · 09-26-2008, 09:19 AM

can we tell dirty joke if we leave it to the imagination?

bradrhale · 09-26-2008, 09:23 AM

leaving stuff to the imagination is what got my wife pregnant so no.

87c10slammer · 09-26-2008, 09:26 AM

wow that can be takin in so many ways.... i feel your pain.. i have 2 little girls from the same month.... same time we were on vacation each year

junior3382 · 09-26-2008, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bradrhale

i have no sense of humor so unfortunately, i cannot participate. the only dirty joke i know is a white horse fell in the mud.

HAHAHAHA now that was funny! lol

Steve g. · 09-26-2008, 02:38 PM

I don't get it...

09-25-2008, 07:19 PM	#1
mudseeker Senior Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: michigan Posts: 6,375	Funny Jokes we tried this before and it had to be closed, so keep it clean, big brother is watching. The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a 710 cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a 710 cap?" She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one." What kind of a car is it on," they asked?Â Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun 710, but no, she said it's a Pontiac. "OK lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.What does it do?," we asked. She said, "I don't know, but it's always been there." We gave her a note pad and asked if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.

09-25-2008, 07:22 PM	#2
animalsrule Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 307	had to think for a second but i got it...lol.....that is like computer repair ppl who do their job by phone letting the one on the other end know that the problem is really 1D10T __________________ looks are cosmetic.....its whats under the hood that counts

09-25-2008, 10:31 PM	#3
junior3382 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Currently, I live in Lancaster county, Pennsylvania. Posts: 3,170	NICE.... oddly, it took me a second too! LOL..... I needed a laugh mud, thanks. __________________ *The Blazer is dead, so I pumped her with lead, laid her to bed, and bought a FORD instead!*

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87c10slammer Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: levittown pa Posts: 2,197	i have heard it before but it was a lil different so as soon as i read the numbers i knew what you was talkin about

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bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,030	i have no sense of humor so unfortunately, i cannot participate. the only dirty joke i know is a white horse fell in the mud.

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87c10slammer Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: levittown pa Posts: 2,197	can we tell dirty joke if we leave it to the imagination?

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bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,030	leaving stuff to the imagination is what got my wife pregnant so no.

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87c10slammer Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: levittown pa Posts: 2,197	wow that can be takin in so many ways.... i feel your pain.. i have 2 little girls from the same month.... same time we were on vacation each year

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Steve g. Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 245	I don't get it...