Walmart Joke.

[merlin5577]

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike
behind him, 'My elbow hurts like the dickens!!

I guess I'd better see a doctor.'


'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,'
Mike replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart .

Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's
wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.

He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow.

Soak your arm in warm water and Epsom salts found on aisle 2.

Avoid heavy activity.

It will improve in 2 weeks.

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.

He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm..
Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit.
Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

[Mikes96Z71]

Oh man that was a good one!

[silverhairdeere]

:b ow:

shd

[bradrhale]

i like that. have to remember that one.

[72'CaminoKid]

righteous i'll use it tomorow