Interesting add placed on Cragslist

75K30 · 04-17-2009, 09:56 AM

Interesting Notice Found on Craig's List Personals:

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 AM EST

I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to **** in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.

You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 45-A-CP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?

It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.

I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service.

I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.. - Alex

P.S. Remember this motto.....an armed society is a polite society!

Thought Y'all might get a kick out of this..........

silverhairdeere · 04-17-2009, 11:19 AM

that is priceless . great post

shd

leolkfrm · 04-17-2009, 01:25 PM

batty1214 · 04-17-2009, 01:32 PM

Thats an awesome deal.... one more supporter of concealed weapon permits....

72'CaminoKid · 04-17-2009, 05:11 PM

PWNED.... just picked up my conceal carry application the other day

crabtruck · 04-18-2009, 01:48 AM

That's pretty funny. I just hope the guy didn't actually do all that stuff.
Too much of it is readily traceable and will come back to haunt him.
We don't live in an armed society, we live in one with "security" cameras.

bradrhale · 04-18-2009, 06:08 AM

i heard this same junk a while back ago meaning further back than the date on the OP. still really funny though.

gmctrucks · 04-18-2009, 01:38 PM

I love it and I hope it's all true. I say never start something you can't finish like a fight and so on. Plus that guy that pulled the gun out on him might have saved his life someone else could have killed him and one doesn't believe what ever wrong one does it wil come back to you somehow. I try to live my life good and treat people the way I want to be treated.

04-17-2009, 09:56 AM	#1
75K30 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,292	Interesting add placed on Cragslist Interesting Notice Found on Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 AM EST I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to **** in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 45-A-CP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet. I threw the wallet in a fancy pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number). I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.. - Alex P.S. Remember this motto.....an armed society is a polite society! Thought Y'all might get a kick out of this..........

04-17-2009, 01:25 PM	#3
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04-17-2009, 05:11 PM	#5
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04-17-2009, 11:19 AM	#2
silverhairdeere Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: land between the lakes tn Posts: 1,620	that is priceless . great post shd

04-17-2009, 01:32 PM	#4
batty1214 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Vernal Utah Posts: 1,276	Thats an awesome deal.... one more supporter of concealed weapon permits....

04-18-2009, 01:48 AM	#6
crabtruck Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4,084	That's pretty funny. I just hope the guy didn't actually do all that stuff. Too much of it is readily traceable and will come back to haunt him. We don't live in an armed society, we live in one with "security" cameras.

04-18-2009, 06:08 AM	#7
bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 9,479	i heard this same junk a while back ago meaning further back than the date on the OP. still really funny though.

04-18-2009, 01:38 PM	#8
gmctrucks Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Houston,Texas Posts: 4,631	I love it and I hope it's all true. I say never start something you can't finish like a fight and so on. Plus that guy that pulled the gun out on him might have saved his life someone else could have killed him and one doesn't believe what ever wrong one does it wil come back to you somehow. I try to live my life good and treat people the way I want to be treated.