Joke

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Three little boys were concerned
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> because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
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> They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.
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> So they went to the nearest Church.
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> But, only the Janitor was there.
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> One little boy said,
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> 'We need to be baptized
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> because no one will come out and play with us.
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> Will you baptize us?'
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> 'Sure,' said the Janitor.
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> He took them into the bathroom
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> and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,
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> one at a time.
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> Then he said, 'You are now baptized!'
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> When they got outside,
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> one of them asked,
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> 'What religion do you think we are?'
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> The oldest one said,
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> 'We're not Kathlick,
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> because they pour the water on you.'
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> 'We're not Babtis,
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> because they dunk all of you in the water.'
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> 'We're not Methdiss,
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> because they just sprinkle water on you.'
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> The littlest one said,
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> 'Didn't you smell that water?!'
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> They all joined in asking,
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> 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'
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> 'I think it means we're Pisscopailians.'
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