confucius says

silverhairdeere · 10-10-2009, 02:30 PM

Confucius Says:

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Man who run in

Front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

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Man with one

Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch butt

Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many

Prunes get good run for money.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not

Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wife who put

Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fight with

Wife all day get no piece at night..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It take many nails

To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who drive like

****, bound to get there.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who live in

Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fish in

Other man's well often catch crabs..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Crowded elevator

Smell different to midget.

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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Now send it to 1

Or more people.

Nothing will

Happen but 1 or more people laughing

crabtruck · 10-10-2009, 11:56 PM

Funny, but two points...

After you get the stuff "pasted" over here in a post window,
highlite the parts you don't need and hit "backspace" or "delete"
just before submitting post.
Sometimes clicking "preview post" makes it easier to see
what you're doing with that.

Missing from list:
confucius says:
Don't give your girl a bike,
or she'll pedal it all over town.

bradrhale · 10-11-2009, 05:53 AM

that any better crab??

crabtruck · 10-11-2009, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Last edited by bradrhale; . Reason: erasing the nothing

What - you want credit for doing nothing ??

bradrhale · 10-12-2009, 06:32 AM

evidently you dont remember The Nothing?? would it be fair to say that Sebastian did nothing as well?? wait, Sebastian was the reader. what was the character in the storys name?? i cant remember what the dragons name was either. someone help me out.

hotrodpc · 10-12-2009, 10:54 AM

Always like the "Confucius Says" He's usually right.

crabtruck · 10-12-2009, 05:13 PM

Never Ending Story

bradrhale · 10-12-2009, 06:44 PM

atreyu was the boy in the story. his dog/dragon was falkor. edit: the readers name was bastian, not sebastian. i loved that movie.
since we have highjacked this thread already, how many of you remember The Dark Crystal??

crabtruck · 10-12-2009, 06:54 PM

I HAVE that movie. Mmmm, smells like gelfling ...

Crmzendrgone · 10-12-2009, 09:20 PM

I like that movie too. I have never heard of The Dark Crystal. I'll have to look for that one see if it is any good. What is it about?

10-10-2009, 02:30 PM	#1
silverhairdeere Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: land between the lakes tn Posts: 1,633	confucius says Confucius Says: **~~~~~~~~~ Man who run in Front of car get tired. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who run behind Car get exhausted. ~~~~~~~~~ Man with one Chopstick go hungry. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money. ~~~~~~~~~ Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk. ~~~~~~~~~ War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left. ~~~~~~~~~ Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fight with Wife all day get no piece at night.. ~~~~~~~~~ It take many nails To build crib, but one screw to fill it. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who drive like , bound to get there. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement. ~~~~~~~~~ Man who fish in Other man's well often catch crabs.. ~~~~~~~~~ Crowded elevator Smell different to midget. ~~~~~~~~~ Person who deletes this has no humor!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Now send it to 1 Or more people. Nothing will Happen but 1 or more people laughing** Last edited by bradrhale; 10-11-2009 at 05:53 AM. Reason: erasing the nothing

10-12-2009, 10:54 AM	#6
hotrodpc Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: OK Posts: 6,935	Always like the "Confucius Says" He's usually right. __________________ *Winners NEVER Quit , Quitters NEVER Win !!!*

10-12-2009, 09:20 PM	#10
Crmzendrgone Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Arizona Posts: 3,167	I like that movie too. I have never heard of The Dark Crystal. I'll have to look for that one see if it is any good. What is it about? __________________

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10-10-2009, 11:56 PM	#2
crabtruck Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4,129	Funny, but two points... After you get the stuff "pasted" over here in a post window, highlite the parts you don't need and hit "backspace" or "delete" just before submitting post. Sometimes clicking "preview post" makes it easier to see what you're doing with that. Missing from list: confucius says: Don't give your girl a bike, or she'll pedal it all over town.

10-11-2009, 05:53 AM	#3
bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 9,547	that any better crab??

10-12-2009, 06:32 AM	#5
bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 9,547	evidently you dont remember The Nothing?? would it be fair to say that Sebastian did nothing as well?? wait, Sebastian was the reader. what was the character in the storys name?? i cant remember what the dragons name was either. someone help me out.

10-12-2009, 05:13 PM	#7
crabtruck Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4,129	Never Ending Story

10-12-2009, 06:44 PM	#8
bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 9,547	atreyu was the boy in the story. his dog/dragon was falkor. edit: the readers name was bastian, not sebastian. i loved that movie. since we have highjacked this thread already, how many of you remember The Dark Crystal??

10-12-2009, 06:54 PM	#9
crabtruck Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 4,129	I HAVE that movie. Mmmm, smells like gelfling ...