the blonde and the heart attack

silverhairdeere · 10-10-2009, 03:36 PM

The Blonde & The Heart Attack

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting ....
'What's up?' she asks.

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband ....

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her 4-year-old son comes up and says,

'Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your wardrobe and she's got no clothes on!'

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

'You rotten '*****', she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

wild bill · 10-10-2009, 07:40 PM

that's good !

leolkfrm · 10-10-2009, 08:36 PM

I see you learned cut and paste!

10-10-2009, 03:36 PM	#1
silverhairdeere Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: land between the lakes tn Posts: 1,184	the blonde and the heart attack The Blonde & The Heart Attack A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting .... 'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband .... The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her 4-year-old son comes up and says, 'Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your wardrobe and she's got no clothes on!' The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You rotten '*', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!' Last edited by bradrhale; 10-11-2009 at 06:56 AM. Reason: erasing the nothing

10-10-2009, 07:40 PM	#2
wild bill Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: davenport iowa 52806 Posts: 246	blonde that's good !

10-10-2009, 08:36 PM	#3
leolkfrm Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: N.Y. Posts: 4,300	I see you learned cut and paste! __________________ 4 wheels move the body 2 wheels move the soul B.W.A.I

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