Mad Wife Disease

silverhairdeere · 10-11-2009, 10:56 PM

Mad Wife Disease...

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'

Three days later, he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, 'What the **** was that for?'

'Your horse called!"

bradrhale · 10-12-2009, 07:43 AM

busted!!! that was funny.

Ninja_Lawn_Guy · 10-12-2009, 07:47 AM

ha ha ha...

it was the horse I swear....she knows mr.ed

rsnbrg1 · 10-13-2009, 06:36 PM

ha ha ha That was good!!!

Crmzendrgone · 10-13-2009, 08:28 PM

That's a gut buster. Pretty funny.

gmctrucks · 10-13-2009, 09:22 PM

That's funny keep them coming.

10-11-2009, 10:56 PM	#1
silverhairdeere Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: land between the lakes tn Posts: 1,184	Mad Wife Disease Mad Wife Disease... A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained. 'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.' Three days later, he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, 'What the **** was that for?' 'Your horse called!"

10-13-2009, 06:36 PM	#4
rsnbrg1 Full Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Manning, IA Posts: 21	ha ha ha That was good!!! __________________ www.powderkoatthis.com

10-13-2009, 08:28 PM	#5
Crmzendrgone Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,420	That's a gut buster. Pretty funny. __________________ ENGINES PRODUCE POWER. MOTORS RECEIVE POWER. https://lastroundbestround.com/Home_Page.html

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10-12-2009, 07:43 AM	#2
bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,030	busted!!! that was funny.

10-12-2009, 07:47 AM	#3
Ninja_Lawn_Guy Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 413	ha ha ha... it was the horse I swear....she knows mr.ed

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gmctrucks Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Houston,Texas Posts: 4,035	That's funny keep them coming.