Revenge

silverhairdeere · 10-18-2009, 08:34 AM

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveles with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.The zoo is not very busy this morning.

As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended)He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, makingnoises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to showa little more skin.She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him" he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he'sdoing flips.Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"

shd

Kennyray · 10-18-2009, 09:49 AM

I can relate !

bubbatrucklover · 10-18-2009, 09:38 PM

NICE!!

Crmzendrgone · 10-18-2009, 09:43 PM

Oh my side hurts so much right now. Isn't that the truth. Funny though when I first meet my wife she told me sex gets rid of headaches. So she can't use that one on me.

crabtruck · 10-19-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crmzendrgone

when I first meet my wife she told me sex gets rid of headaches. .

Yep, puts her to sleep in minutes.

gmctrucks · 10-19-2009, 06:20 AM

That's funny.

bradrhale · 10-19-2009, 11:53 AM

thats why there is a bottle of tylenol on the night stand. i head that problem off at the pass. boyscout motto: Always Be Prepared.

rsnbrg1 · 10-19-2009, 06:07 PM

That was a good one. LOL

Crmzendrgone · 10-20-2009, 10:31 AM

10-18-2009, 08:34 AM	#1
silverhairdeere Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: land between the lakes tn Posts: 1,184	Revenge It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveles with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended)He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, makingnoises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to showa little more skin.She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him" he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he'sdoing flips.Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache!" shd

10-18-2009, 09:49 AM	#2
Kennyray Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 648	I can relate ! __________________ On a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust

10-18-2009, 09:38 PM	#3
bubbatrucklover Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 426	NICE!! __________________ 6" CAN be A LOT when it comes to a body......lift! You CAN outrun a cop you CAN'T outrun a Motorola!

10-18-2009, 09:43 PM	#4
Crmzendrgone Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,420	Oh my side hurts so much right now. Isn't that the truth. Funny though when I first meet my wife she told me sex gets rid of headaches. So she can't use that one on me. __________________ ENGINES PRODUCE POWER. MOTORS RECEIVE POWER. https://lastroundbestround.com/Home_Page.html

10-19-2009, 06:07 PM	#8
rsnbrg1 Full Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Manning, IA Posts: 21	That was a good one. LOL __________________ www.powderkoatthis.com

10-19-2009, 06:20 AM	#6
gmctrucks Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Houston,Texas Posts: 4,035	That's funny.

10-19-2009, 11:53 AM	#7
bradrhale Senior Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 8,025	thats why there is a bottle of tylenol on the night stand. i head that problem off at the pass. boyscout motto: Always Be Prepared.

10-20-2009, 10:31 AM	#9
Crmzendrgone Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,420	__________________ ENGINES PRODUCE POWER. MOTORS RECEIVE POWER. https://lastroundbestround.com/Home_Page.html

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