Joke: The Cajun

[vansdonk]

So a Cajun is in NYC on vacation with his pet gator when he decides to stop in at a bar for a drink.
When he walks in, everyone jumps up on their table and chairs screaming. The Cajun continues up to the bar. The barkeep come over and tells him he cannot have that gator in here. It’s scaring his patrons because it is too dangerous.
The little Cajun says: Na this little guy. He not bad and I can prove it.
Barkeep shakes his head no and tells him that he has to leave and can come back without the gator.
Cajun says: Well, if I can prove he’s not bad, and I can promise, will you let him stay?
Barkeep looks out across the room to his patrons. They are shaking their head yes. So the barkeep says: Prove it.
Little Cajun jumps down from the stool, stands in front of the gator and says: Fred SIT!! And bam, bam, bam..Bangs Fred on the head with his fist.
Fred sits.
Little Cajun says: Fred OPEN!! Bam, bam, bam, hits him on the head.
Fred opens his great big mouth with really sharp teeth.
Little Cajun unzips his pants, put his stuff right on the gators teeth. Then he says: Fred CLOSE, but not to far. Bam, bam, bam hits him on the head with his fist.
Fred slowly closes his mouth to within millimeters of cutting it off.
Little Cajun says: Fred OPEN!! Bam, bam, bam hits him on the head with his fist.
Fred opens and the little Cajun puts his stuff back in, zips up, and says: see, told ya he’s not dangerous. Anyone else wanna try?
A blond in the back jumps up and says: I do, I do, just don’t hit me so hard.