Memory test , only for old *****

[silverhairdeere]

> SCARY IF YOU GET THEM
> ALL RIGHT
> Subject: MEMORY TEST!
> This is NOT a pushover test.. There are 20
> questions. Average score is 12.
> Check your paper & pencil answers with the ones
> at the bottom. This one will be difficult for the younger
> set. Have fun, but no peeking!
> When you forward this to your friends/family,
> put your score in the subject line & let them know your
> score. Don't forget to forward it to me, as
> well. Good luck youngsters.

> 1.. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
>
> A. Flintstones vitamins
> B. The Buttmaster
> C. Spaghetti
> D. Wonder Bread
> E. Orange Juice
> F. Milk
> G.. Cod Liver Oil
>
>
> 2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
>
> A. Sugar Ray Robinson
> B. Roy Orbison
> C. Gene Autry
> D. Rudolph Valentino
> E. Fabian
> F. Mickey Mantle
> G. Cassius Clay

> 3.. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met
> the enemy and...
>
> A. It's you
> B. He is us
> C. It's the Grinch
> D. He wasn't home
> E.. He's really mean
> F. We quit
> G.. He surrendered

> 4. Good night David.
>
> A.. Good night Chet
> B. Sleep well
> C. Good night Irene
> D. Good night Gracie
> E. See you later alligator
> F. Until
> tomorrow
> G. Good night Steve

> 5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
>
> A. When you use Tide
> B. When you lose your crayons
> C. When you clean your tub
> D. If you paint the room blue
> E. If you buy a soft water tank
> F. When you use Lady Clairol
> G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
>
>
> 6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver
> was Dobie's
> Friend...
>
> A. Stuart Whitman
> B. Randolph Scott
> C. Steve Reeves
> D. Maynard G Krebbs
> E. Corky B.. ****
> F. Dave the Whale
> G. Zippy Zoo
>
>
> 7. Liar, liar.
>
> A. You're a liar
> B. Your nose is growing
> C. Pants on fire
> D. Join the choir
> E. Jump up higher
> F. On the wire
> G. I'm telling Mom
>
>
> 8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never
> ending battle for
> Truth, justice
> and...
>
> A. Wheaties
> B. Lois Lane
> C. TV ratings
> D. World peace
> E. Red tights
> F. The American way
> G. News headlines
>
>
> 9. Hey kids! What time is it?
>
> A. It's time for Yogi Bear
> B. It's time to do your homework
> C. It's Howdy Doody Time
> D. It's Time for Romper Room
> E. It's bedtime
> F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
> G. Scoopy Doo Time
>
>
> 10. Lions and tigers and bears....
>
> A. Yikes
> B. Oh no
> C. Gee whiz
> D. I'm scared
> E. Oh my
> F. Help! Help!
> G. Let's run
>
>
> 11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone....
>
> A. Over 40
> B. Wearing a uniform
> C. Carrying a briefcase
> D. Over 30
> E. You don't know
> F. Who says, 'Trust me'
> G. Who eats tofu
>
>
> 12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial
> wearing women's
> Stockings...
>
> A. Troy Aikman
> B.. Kenny Stabler
> C. Joe Namath
> D. Roger Stauback
> E. Joe Montana
> F. Steve Young
> G. John Elway
>
>
> 13. Brylcream..
>
> A. Smear it on
> B. You'll smell great
> C. Tame that cowlick
> D. Grease ball heaven
> E. It's a dream
> F. We're your team
> G. A little dab'll do ya
>
>
> 14. I found my thrill...
>
> A. In Blueberry muffins
> B. With my man, Bill
> C. Down at the mill
> D. Over the windowsill
> E. With thyme and dill
> F. Too late to enjoy
> G. On Blueberry Hill
>
>
> 15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by....
>
> A. Clark Gable
> B. Mary Martin
> C. Doris Day
> D. Errol Flynn
> E. Sally Fields
> F. Jim Carey
> G. Jay Leno
>
>
> 16. Name the Beatles...
>
> A. John, Steve,
> George, Ringo
> B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
> C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
> D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
> E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo F. Jason, Betty, Skipper,
> Hazel ....
> G. John, Paul, George, Ringo
>
>
> 17. I wonder, wonder, who...
>
> A. Who ate the leftovers?
> B. Who did the laundry?
> C. Was it you?
> D. Who wrote the book of love?
> E. Who I am?
> F. Passed the test?
> G.. Knocked on the door?
>
>
> 18. I'm strong to the finish....
>
> A. Cause I eats my broccoli
> B. Cause I eats me spinach
> C. Cause I lift weights
> D... Cause I'm the hero
> E.. And don't you forget it
> F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
> G. To outlast Bruto
>
>
> 19. When it's least expected, you're elected,
> you're the star today...
>
> A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
> B.. Smile, you're on Star Search
> C. Smile, you won
> the lottery
> D. Smile, we're watching you
> E.. Smile, the world sees you
> F.. Smile, you're a hit
> G. Smile, you're on TV
>
>
> 20. What do M & M's do?
>
> A. Make your tummy happy
> B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
> C.. Make you fat
> D. Melt your heart
> E. Make you popular
> F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
> G.. Come in colors

Below are the right answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5... G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G.. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13.. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15.. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - cause i eats my spinach 19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand

Don't forget to put your score in the subject line,
when you forward this
on.

[Crmzendrgone]

I gave up at Joe na. . . I only missed 3 before that. Guess I am considered pretty old then.

[BernieB]

Dang... I got 'em all. Is there any hope for me or am I now, officially, an Old F*rt?

[crabtruck]

Think what you will, but i didn't need to see the list of sample answers for any.
Some of it is time-based trivia, but some of it has entered the common lexicon.

[gmctrucks]

I missed four. Bernie I would like to leave you a rep point but it's an off-topic question and it might offend you just kidding your the man.
LOL! GMC

[bradrhale]

13. i guess that means i am young at heart.

[lukasmcdukas]

ummm... i scored 16. i'm 24!!! cant believe i missed wonder bread though...

[Kennyray]

I missed 1, close to an old ****, but not quite there yet

[crabtruck]

Originally Posted by lukasmcdukas

ummm... i scored 16. i'm 24!!!
cant believe i missed wonder bread though...

It gets easier when you

have been 24 years old

more than once.

[silverhairdeere]

Originally Posted by crabtruck

It gets easier when you

have been 24 years old

more than once.

or 20 more than 3 times


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