the power of the badge

silverhairdeere · 10-28-2009, 01:32 PM

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." Ken says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location with a high fence.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Ken. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "Ken nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get " Horned " before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. Ken throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

" Your Badge. Show him your BADGE!!!"

bubbatrucklover · 10-28-2009, 08:43 PM

That's funny I don't care who you are!

bigcountry78 · 10-29-2009, 08:34 PM

hahaha i like that!

Kennyray · 10-29-2009, 10:12 PM

This Ken likes it, but I ain't no rancher.

jsepso04 · 10-31-2009, 08:14 PM

badge heavy caught up to him

10-28-2009, 01:32 PM	#1
silverhairdeere Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: land between the lakes tn Posts: 1,184	the power of the badge DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." Ken says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location with a high fence. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Ken. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "Ken nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get " Horned " before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. Ken throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... " Your Badge. Show him your BADGE!!!"

10-28-2009, 08:43 PM	#2
bubbatrucklover Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 426	That's funny I don't care who you are! __________________ 6" CAN be A LOT when it comes to a body......lift! You CAN outrun a cop you CAN'T outrun a Motorola!

10-29-2009, 10:12 PM	#4
Kennyray Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 648	This Ken likes it, but I ain't no rancher. __________________ On a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust

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bigcountry78 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: upstate S.C. Posts: 300	hahaha i like that!

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