Post your Pics part 2 - Page 5

BernieB · 11-01-2009, 11:37 PM

I used to date a gal who was 4'8", 90lbs, and a 34DD. Her chin barely came above my belt buckle, and you know what that means...! Right! I had a place to set down my beer anyplace we went!

(What were you thinking I was gonna say?)

Seriously though, she was actually about 4 years older than me. (I was 32 she was 36) but looked like she was about 16. And she had a two year-old son. One day, at the mall, we stopped in a quiet area so she could change her son's diaper, then afterwards she sat on my lap and gave me a kiss... and some woman, from out of nowhere comes running over, pulls her off my lap and starts beating on me and calling me a child molester! This woman is wailing the tar out of me, kicking, punching, biting, slapping, and my g/f is on the floor laughing so hard she can barely breathe!

After a few minutes a bunch of mall cops come running up, haul her off me, then start to cuff me! About that time the regular cops showed up, and someone finally gets the bright idea to ask what's going on, and the lady is screaming at them that I was molesting this poor child, and how she's under age, and how I've obviously been abusing her for years since she had a child, and on and on...

When we finally got her to shut up long enough to let us talk the cops are looking at me like I'm about to have an accident going down the stairs to the patrol car, even if they have to go look for some stairs, and my g/f finally stops laughing long enough to pull out her wallet, with her driver's license and police ID (she was a reserve officer), and they dig out my wallet and find my EMT shield and ID, well, it got real interesting after that as they took the cuffs off me and put 'em on the woman who'd been beating on me, saying they were going to arrest her for assault, and everyone started getting real polite and apologetic towards my g/f and I. One of the mall cops (the one who cuffed me) even went and got ice cream for my g/f's son because he'd been bawling his head off.

Eventually we got it all sorted out, and I declined to press charges against the lady, but WHEW...!

hotrodpc · 11-02-2009, 05:32 AM

Wow, and I thought my wife and I had it bad. She was 11 years younger than me and looked very young on top of that. When we got together, she was 18, I was 29, and my daughter that I had custody of was 7. For about the first 4 years her and I were together, we'd all 3 go places together and about every other time we'd go into some place, I'd always get comments how cute my daughterS, were. We'd all 3 look at each other and smile as if, are you telling them or am I? Sometimes I'd just say thank you and smile. The girls would be smiling looking at me, and then the comments would continue, they sure are happy girls etc etc. Several times it turned into the women hitting on me, probably because I did not have a ring on. Finally, the wife would say something, like I'll take it as a compliment, but he does not need a mommy for his daughters, I am his wife. Leaving the women standing there embarrassed as crud. Till finally, I told them, don't worry about it, it happens often. It became kinda funny at times when the wife and I would argue about things. I would end up saying something like, you better straighten up, or I'll take you grocery shopping with me and you'd be replaced. That would usually end the argument in laughter, then off to the room !!!

Crmzendrgone · 11-02-2009, 09:41 AM

Figured I would post a better(I think) picture of me. Also do a little name dropping. This is me and Ryan Bader. Was able to take the photo with him during a local MMA fight that my brother in law was sponsoring.

hotrodpc · 11-02-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Crmzendrgone

Figured I would post a better(I think) picture of me. Also do a little name dropping. This is me and Ryan Bader. Was able to take the photo with him during a local MMA fight that my brother in law was sponsoring.

You're bigger than he is, I bet you can take him !!! Care to get in the ring with him??? If you follow much of MMA, keep an eye on Marlin"They call me Junior" Gustafson. I have known that kid since he was a kindergardner. His family is/was very good friends of mine when I lived in CA. His dad was kinda of a party buddy, trips the lake skiing etc. They lived across the street from me. His Grandfather and I were pretty close too. If fact, Junior's grandad is the guy who taught me and walked me through my auto transmission rebuild. There is couple video's on YouTube if you just search for Marlin They call me Junior Gustafson. Its true too, he has been called Junior is whole life.

vansdonk · 11-02-2009, 11:37 AM

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Fun Halloween!!!!

hotrodpc · 11-02-2009, 11:57 AM

You make a fine looking wench Vans. Now I know I am jealous of the hub!!!

BernieB · 11-02-2009, 12:18 PM

Arrgghhh! Yea, she be a fiiine looking wench! But he looks like he's about to walk the plank.

vansdonk · 11-02-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BernieB

Arrgghhh! Yea, she be a fiiine looking wench! But he looks like he's about to walk the plank.

He was cold from taking the kids around trick/treating in the old rover with the top off and I stayed at home drinking beer. HAHA. He walked the plank later that night.

Patron doesn't like him.

Crmzendrgone · 11-02-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by hotrodpc

You're bigger than he is, I bet you can take him !!! Care to get in the ring with him??? If you follow much of MMA, keep an eye on Marlin"They call me Junior" Gustafson. I have known that kid since he was a kindergardner. His family is/was very good friends of mine when I lived in CA. His dad was kinda of a party buddy, trips the lake skiing etc. They lived across the street from me. His Grandfather and I were pretty close too. If fact, Junior's grandad is the guy who taught me and walked me through my auto transmission rebuild. There is couple video's on YouTube if you just search for Marlin They call me Junior Gustafson. Its true too, he has been called Junior is whole life.

Funny that you say that. I have been talking with my BIL and the guys we works with the gym he is in business with said for me to stop by and see what they could do. I joked around with it but I might be serious now.

BernieB · 11-02-2009, 12:47 PM

My youngest brother Terence is a Tai-Kwan-Do instructor at a dojo in Staten Island. One of his students was Katey Sagal.

11-01-2009, 11:37 PM	#41
BernieB Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 1,910	I used to date a gal who was 4'8", 90lbs, and a 34DD. Her chin barely came above my belt buckle, and you know what that means...! Right! I had a place to set down my beer anyplace we went! (What were you thinking I was gonna say?) Seriously though, she was actually about 4 years older than me. (I was 32 she was 36) but looked like she was about 16. And she had a two year-old son. One day, at the mall, we stopped in a quiet area so she could change her son's diaper, then afterwards she sat on my lap and gave me a kiss... and some woman, from out of nowhere comes running over, pulls her off my lap and starts beating on me and calling me a child molester! This woman is wailing the tar out of me, kicking, punching, biting, slapping, and my g/f is on the floor laughing so hard she can barely breathe! After a few minutes a bunch of mall cops come running up, haul her off me, then start to cuff me! About that time the regular cops showed up, and someone finally gets the bright idea to ask what's going on, and the lady is screaming at them that I was molesting this poor child, and how she's under age, and how I've obviously been abusing her for years since she had a child, and on and on... When we finally got her to shut up long enough to let us talk the cops are looking at me like I'm about to have an accident going down the stairs to the patrol car, even if they have to go look for some stairs, and my g/f finally stops laughing long enough to pull out her wallet, with her driver's license and police ID (she was a reserve officer), and they dig out my wallet and find my EMT shield and ID, well, it got real interesting after that as they took the cuffs off me and put 'em on the woman who'd been beating on me, saying they were going to arrest her for assault, and everyone started getting real polite and apologetic towards my g/f and I. One of the mall cops (the one who cuffed me) even went and got ice cream for my g/f's son because he'd been bawling his head off. Eventually we got it all sorted out, and I declined to press charges against the lady, but WHEW...! __________________ If the guys who design 'em had to take one home, use it every day for 2 years, and do all the maint and repairs themselves, cars would have a button on the dash to change the oil, filters & plugs.

11-02-2009, 05:32 AM	#42
hotrodpc Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: OKC, OK Posts: 3,177	Wow, and I thought my wife and I had it bad. She was 11 years younger than me and looked very young on top of that. When we got together, she was 18, I was 29, and my daughter that I had custody of was 7. For about the first 4 years her and I were together, we'd all 3 go places together and about every other time we'd go into some place, I'd always get comments how cute my daughterS, were. We'd all 3 look at each other and smile as if, are you telling them or am I? Sometimes I'd just say thank you and smile. The girls would be smiling looking at me, and then the comments would continue, they sure are happy girls etc etc. Several times it turned into the women hitting on me, probably because I did not have a ring on. Finally, the wife would say something, like I'll take it as a compliment, but he does not need a mommy for his daughters, I am his wife. Leaving the women standing there embarrassed as crud. Till finally, I told them, don't worry about it, it happens often. It became kinda funny at times when the wife and I would argue about things. I would end up saying something like, you better straighten up, or I'll take you grocery shopping with me and you'd be replaced. That would usually end the argument in laughter, then off to the room !!! __________________ *Winners NEVER Quit , Quitters NEVER Win !!!*

11-02-2009, 09:41 AM	#43
Crmzendrgone Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,420	Figured I would post a better(I think) picture of me. Also do a little name dropping. This is me and Ryan Bader. Was able to take the photo with him during a local MMA fight that my brother in law was sponsoring. Attached Thumbnails __________________ ENGINES PRODUCE POWER. MOTORS RECEIVE POWER. https://lastroundbestround.com/Home_Page.html

11-02-2009, 11:37 AM	#45
vansdonk Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NW Washington Posts: 94	Captain and Wench Fun Halloween!!!! __________________ '69 Series IIA 109 '74 MGB '04 Disco II

11-02-2009, 11:57 AM	#46
hotrodpc Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: OKC, OK Posts: 3,177	You make a fine looking wench Vans. Now I know I am jealous of the hub!!! __________________ *Winners NEVER Quit , Quitters NEVER Win !!!*

11-02-2009, 12:18 PM	#47
BernieB Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 1,910	Arrgghhh! Yea, she be a fiiine looking wench! But he looks like he's about to walk the plank. __________________ If the guys who design 'em had to take one home, use it every day for 2 years, and do all the maint and repairs themselves, cars would have a button on the dash to change the oil, filters & plugs.

11-02-2009, 12:47 PM	#50
BernieB Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Fredericksburg, VA Posts: 1,910	My youngest brother Terence is a Tai-Kwan-Do instructor at a dojo in Staten Island. One of his students was Katey Sagal. __________________ If the guys who design 'em had to take one home, use it every day for 2 years, and do all the maint and repairs themselves, cars would have a button on the dash to change the oil, filters & plugs. Last edited by BernieB; 11-02-2009 at 01:07 PM. Reason: Because I can't spell without my coffee

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