A Harley Biker riding by the zoo in Washington DC sees a little girl leaning on the lion's cage is suddenly grabbed by her collar as the lion tries to pull her inside to slaughter her all under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl as he brings her to her still terrified parents, who prefusely thank him with exhaltation. A reporter who witnessed the whole event unfold addresses the Harley rider, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life." The Harley rider: "Why, it was nothing, really, i just saw a little kid in danger and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed see i'm a journalist, and on your behalf, Tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page!... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, "I'm a US Marine and a Republican" The journalist promptly leaves. The following morning the biker purchases a copy of the Washington Post to see if the reporter has kept his word, indeed there is the story of his actions reading on the front page: "US MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH" That is the way it is here for real media is out of it.