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    BUM: Hey buddy can you spare five dollars I haven't eaten for two days
    BUSINESSMAN: How do I know you won't buy booze with it?
    BUM: No way, drinking money I already got.
     
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    206b8851624d271a7edd536bfbce17f7.jpg This after going to the beach :rofl::eek:
     
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    1235467_559040784273698_2628983909537996284_n.jpg WHOOPS I GOT THAT BASSACWARDS!! SILLY ME.
     
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    Mishap..
    Today was not a good day.

    I decided to go horseback riding - something I haven't done in a few years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, but then we went a little faster before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager at the mall came and unplugged the machine.
     
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