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    I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

    Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland?"

    One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

    So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Ireland?"

    And I do not remember a thing until I awoke in the hospital.
     
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    Harry: Renting this boat was a great idea; the fish are really biting. Let's mark this spot so we can come back tomorrow.

    Larry: I already did. See this X I drew on the side of the boat?

    Harry: You Idiot! What if we don't get the same boat tomorrow?
     
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    A Math problem for ya...................

    Janelle has 15 Marbles, she lost some of them, how many does she have left?
     
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    HUSBAND( at the dentist with his wife) "Look, I want you to pull a bad tooth, but I haven't got a lot of time, so forget the Novocaine."
    DENTIST "My you've got courage. Which is the bad tooth?"
    HUSBAND "Marie, show him your tooth."
     
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    SO...............................


    Does Lightning McQueen need Car Insurance or Life Insurance????

    Sphero-Ultimate-Lightning-McQueen-Vehicle-05.jpg
     
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    The pool on the Titanic is still full.
     
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    Lol! Didn't see that coming. :D
     
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